Moving on: there was an earthquake out east today. I heard rumors that it was felt as far west as Michigan. About twelve hours earlier, Colorado had felt one too. Basically, everywhere but here.
Twitter kind of blew up and I remembered why I loved Twitter because it's such a glorious cluster of information and snarkery. Especially since I follow a good chunk of people on both coasts.
Of course, I'm only building up to the fact that I had a small moment of brilliance and people retweeted the shit out of it* and I felt very important and special.
*actual metrics may vary. It was the most retweets I'VE ever gotten off a single nugget, anyway.
I guess this was fun too. (It's not shameless screenshot day? what?)
Also, this was my very favorite thing to come off the Internet today. If you follow me anywhere else you've probably already seen it.
Devastation caused by the East Coast earthquake:
Anyway. It's all in fun, but mostly because from what I can tell, nobody was seriously injured and nothing was terribly damaged. Thus: fun shall be poked.
Tomorrow's post: local fuckery. Stay tuned.