Friday, August 12, 2011

The Fates Have Spoken...

Hello, hello. I know why you're here. It's not for my dazzling wit, either. You want to know who won the glitter shoes, don't you? DON'T YOU?




I was going to do the usual thing where I use a number randomizer and then match it against the spreadsheet. But that's boring. So, to add some pizzazz, I decided... to draw from a hat. Not just any hat... the HOT PINK SEQUIN FEDORA. I mean, really. It's like it was meant for this.

THE ENTRIES...




THE DRAWING...



THE FAIL...

Because I'm super special, I somehow managed to pull out two name slips. I was going to just throw those two back in the hat and re-draw, but my cat seemed to be quite intrigued, so I set both slips in front of her to let her pick. After batting them both off the chair, twice, she finally managed to be useful and grab one of them and started trying to eat it. 

What, isn't that how they decide all official things?



THE WINNER:



Congratulations to...



My very own sister, who has never commented on my blog before except to enter this giveaway and never uses her Twitter account except to get extra entries. Well played, my dear, well played.

Watch your email - Katherine or I will be in touch with the deets on how we make your dreams of sparkly shoes a reality.

Now, I know the rest of you are going to be very sad pandas, but don't forget, you can still get 15% OFF a glitter shoe purchase from Katherine's Etsy Store - just enter "KELLYROCKS" when you check out. Code is good until the end of August.

Thanks for playing, everyone! I hope I didn't crush your spirits too much. I'd give everyone glitter shoes if I could. I'm pretty selfless like that. I should probably be Miss America or something. Glitter shoes would be my platform. It's right up there with world peace, right?


3 comments:

~NMM~ said...

So sad I didn't win!! Haha, I love how you did this post though! :)

Megs said...

Damn. This is what I get for being a lazy blogger who never checks the internet anymore. Exciting things happen with glitter shoes and I'm left out. Curses.

Although that just gave me a great idea for my steel toe boots. I bitch a lot about how ugly they are. I need to add glitter! It's so simple I can't believe I didn't think of it. This is why I need you.

P.S. Its my turn isn't it? I think there's a reason none of my penpals ever lasted more than a few letters...but the problem is, I had the random weird card to top all random weird cards and then I LOST it because I am a bad person. And it was like the only one left in the world apparently. So can I just say: random polka dotted daschund whistling and wearing a hat?

apocalypstick said...

LOL I LOVE YOU