Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Hey Girl. Have a recipe and some shirtless dudes. You're welcome.

I... wow. Hi guys. I had an insanely busy weekend - it was a great weekend, mind you, but it was so full that I barely had a minute to catch my breath. As such, my Twenties Hacker post was a bit late (it seriously took me all afternoon on Saturday to make, not helped by the fact that I ran out of red food coloring in the middle and at this point, I was committed, so I ran to the grocery store where, amongst the thirty bottles of yellow, green, and blue - ALL OF THE RED WAS SOLD OUT. Clearly, the entire town is reading my food column and has decided to try my red velvet recipes. Or it's some sort of conspiracy meant to keep me from finishing my fabulous desserts. Either way. GRR-face was made) and so YAY HERE IT IS NOW WOOOO.

Also, it occurs to me that I am not really giving the people what they want, because, while my #2 blog search term is actually "insert clever title here" which means that people are (presumably) actually looking for me, it's still flanked by "shirtless Ryan Reynolds" and "shirtless Josh Duhamel." You people are relentless.

Coincidentally, I saw this movie this weekend, and it was pretty good. I mean, I'm far from being an expert movie critic, but I enjoyed it:

It was kind of gritty and realistic (which is something a lot of action movies aren't) and my future husband was excellent in it and also where the hell has Denzel Washington BEEN?! I haven't seen him in anything for ages. He was good too. Obviously. He's Denzel Fucking Washington. Enough said.

So, in honor of one of my two favorite Ryans, here are some pictures of shirtless Ryan Reynolds (hey, gotta increase traffic somehow.)

The other Ryan? Is of course Ryan Gosling. I don't know he's stayed off the blog this long and I know he's sort of becoming a walking meme, but I do rather enjoy him as well. I'm promoting him into the Top 5, which probably is overdue for an update anyway. Eh. Let's face it, if I were to end up in a situation with, say, number 7, and things happen, I'll hit that shit and ask forgiveness later. Who could really blame me? (And really, at this point, who really cares? My cat doesn't give a shit and neither do I.)

Wait, where was I?

Oh yeah, shirtless Ryan Gosling.

Yeah. He's totally eating his shirt. Whatevs.

I'm content to let the traffic stats battle it out now. FOR SCIENCE.

That said, I'm long overdue for another roundup. Stay tuned, kittens. I'll get to work on it. I'm going to gaze at my computer screen for a while, first, though.


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Tori said...

Denzel has been around! He was in that movie with Chris Pine a few years ago ... Unstoppable? But he didn't take off his shirt. Sad face.