So, um, hi. How are you? Your hair looks nice. Have you lost weight? You've totally lost weight, haven't you. No? Well you look fabulous.
I've been pretty MIA around these parts. I know it's everyone's biggest pet peeve when a blogger apologizes for being gone. Like anyone should be so narcissistic as to think that anyone cares. Well, whatever. I consider you guys my friends (at least, those of you who I've had interactions with. Those of you who lurk... come out of the shadows and say hi!) So, uh, sorry for being gone. I've been a bit overwhelmed with life. As you may recall, I volunteer-coach softball in the summer, and it seems to have taken over my existence. I'm also juggling the busy season at work, family obligations, social obligations, attempting to train for a 5K, and the fact that all of my creative endeavors (including this blog) have been pushed to the back burner. It kills me to not have time to write. (As I think I said in my last post. Which I don't even remember. Because it was a small eternity ago.)
Anyway, this post is really just going to serve the purpose of me blowing the cobwebs off of this proverbial popsicle stand, because I've got all sorts of things to discuss. For example, Vegas, finally. And after this weekend, I will be able to tell you about my first 5K experience. And then, if you're lucky, I'll start randomly hitting post on all the things in my drafts folder and you won't have any idea what the fuck is going on because some of those are three to four months old.
Hold on to your hats, everyone.
Exhibit A, re: hats.
Exhibit B, re: hats.
I've learned something about myself over the past year or so. And that thing is this: I really enjoy wearing awesome/ridiculous/awesomely ridiculous hats.
How have you been? What are your views on hats? Or the new Fiona Apple album? Or life in general?