So, click through and scroll down. You'll also see fellow #BiSCuits Simone, Jessica, and Casey, who are, of course, much more qualified to be there. In addition to Almie, of course. Because, duh.
Or, if you're lazy, here:
(The "this" in question is the time Target got permission to use my tweets and then had models strut down the runway holding snack food and pout and be sultry and then recite my tweets before catwalking away. It was still one of the more bizarre things that has happened to me during my tenure on the Internet.)
I have no closing for this post, so I'm just going to kind of awkwardly inch toward the door and then turn and flee suddenly. BYE.