Wednesday, February 5, 2014

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ALERT. I have been named to Almie's (aka Apocalypstick) "Most Interesting People Under 38" list because screw Forbes and their 30 Under 30 and also because her list apparently didn't have very stringent criteria. I feel a bit out of place given the other people on the list that are actually interesting and deserve to be there, but I have evidence that it happened and you can't take that away from me. Pride may be temporary but screenshots are forever.

So, click through and scroll down. You'll also see fellow #BiSCuits Simone, Jessica, and Casey, who are, of course, much more qualified to be there. In addition to Almie, of course. Because, duh.

Or, if you're lazy, here:

(The "this" in question is the time Target got permission to use my tweets and then had models strut down the runway holding snack food and pout and be sultry and then recite my tweets before catwalking away. It was still one of the more bizarre things that has happened to me during my tenure on the Internet.)

I have no closing for this post, so I'm just going to kind of awkwardly inch toward the door and then turn and flee suddenly. BYE.